seriously though no orci for stxiii here are some better qualified individuals to direct the next star trek film
- leonard nimoy
- william shatner
- my neurotic cousin
- a friendly cat
- but how about literally any individual who actually gives a crap about the franchise and doesn’t consistently antagonize and belittle the fans of that franchise in a condescending and unprofessional fashion that reflects poorly not only on himself but on the franchise as well!
- come on.
- leonard nimoy.
jim kirk’s school for fighting good
why the heck would you do this, jim. what the heck does this accomplish, jim. how the heck are you alive, jim. you’re fighting mobsters who have guns with a blanket, jim. there was a lamp in this room you could’ve hit him with, jim. there was a chair, jim. you looked at all your options for improvised weaponry and you thought, yes, the bedclothes, jim. i’ll attack him with this frickin blanket. jim, who are you. who are you jim i mean
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ooh! He’d look all snazzy with “love mankind” wrapped all around him, and his Captain Kirk curl…
on a lighter note, i have some extremely stiff competition for what screencap i’m going to redraw